I'll have to remember those cricket ones, the season begins soon down here.
Take-outs from my school student planner: I swear, if a teacher got a hold of this, I bet I'd have to buy a new one.
Good things come in small packages... and then they get squashed because the package is too small.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Everyone keeps saying that the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck.
Few Women Admit to their age, fewer men act theirs.
Good friends help you move house, great friends help you move bodies.
Your village called, their idiot is missing.
That's very funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes.
I've figured out that the factor that has the most to do with the outcome of a rain dance, is timing.
The early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese.
Earths full, go home.
You look like beep, is that the fashion now?
Out of my mind, be back in five minutes.
If Barbie is so popular, how come you have to buy her friends?
If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they stick it to the pan?
I used to be indesicive(sp?) but now I'm not so sure.
Do you ever stop to think, and then forget to strart again?
57.3% of facts are made up on the spot.
I tried being normal once, I didn't like it.
Everybody starts out with a full bag of luck, and an empty bag of experiances. The trick in life is to fill the experiances before the luck runs out.
Eagles may fly, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engins... although that's more of an 'in' joke.
And my very personal favorite...
(drumroll, please)
Semper ubi sub ubi
Translation?
"Always wear under wear" XD
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If I ever found a pot of gold, I'd buy bottles untold of the nectar of the vines, 'cos I'm gonna die with a twinkle in my eye, 'coz I sung songs, spun stories, loved, laughed and drank wine.
Tomorrow is another day, The cats are out to play, to play!
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